A Conspiracy Theory (Or is it​?​)

from Baggage and Stuff by Baggage and Stuff

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I think I’m gonna start a blog, and post some videos
And lift the veil on a lot o’ stuff, I’m sure nobody knows 
I’ll be a hero, say what must be said 
‘Cause I got these conspiracies, messin’ with my head
Lee Oswald was a Patsy, in the shootin’ of JFK 
It was the Cubans, the FBI, KGB and CIA 
A bloody coup, a power grab, a plot to seize control 
All masterminded by a drug lord, they called him Grassy Noel
Conspiracy, runs the world today 
The Russians and the Chinese, are stealin’ our lives away 
The IPCC, the Who-HO, the UN and the U-NESCO 
Conspiracy, runs the world today
You take ol’ Elvis Presley, he was much too young to die
He ducked out to work undercover, for his friends in the FBI
But Paul McCartney did die young, a car crash claimed his life
Replaced by a shape-shiftin’ lizard, who fooled his fans and wife (Oh yeah!)
Conspiracy, messin’ with your head
‘Cause everyone you thought was dead is alive, and everybody else is dead
You can’t believe your own two eyes, better dead than fed their lies
Conspiracy, messin’ with your head
Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were posed on a big green screen
And 9/11 was one big hoax, the biggest we’ve ever seen
And the Holocaust never happened, it was all just fake news
Rigged by the Illuminati… or let’s just blame the Jews!
Conspiracy, believe it or not
That global warming and climate change are one big UN plot
Pandemics, vaccinations – they’re Q-Anon for a shot 
Conspiracy, believe it or not 
It’s a Conspiracy 
It’s a Russian… Chinese… Jewish… Muslim… UN… leftie… spooky… greenie… 
‘luminati plot! (And if you think this is a song… it’s not!)

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from Baggage and Stuff, released August 31, 2021
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